You're never going to believe this, but Rush Limbaugh said something idiotic this past week on his radio show. The problem is that Rush's radio show has sponsors, and when you say something that's likely to offend a large portion of the female population, chances are that those sponsors are going to hear about their support of Rush's show. Especially when one of those sponsors is ProFlowers.
As a result, the ProFlowers Twitter feed became an unintentional comedy gold mine on March 2nd, 2012.
That's a lot of copying and pasting.