Just because Michael Stagliano was sent home last week, that doesn't mean I'm done with him yet - shout out to G-Unit for informing me of his upcoming concert in Toronto. Can you think of a better place to meet single ladies than at the concert of a Bachelorette castoff? I sure can't. Anyone want to be my wing-woman? Stags is also promising hugs and pictures at every show, so I don't know how you could say no.
6:40: I was involved in a Bachelor Pad e-mail discussion today (of course) when I was asked who I thought would win this season. Kalon is who I think will win. But there's one person who would be a hilarious winner: Nick, whose speaking moments on camera you could possibly count using your hands. How awesome would it be if the winner of Bachelor Pad was the guy who never said anything?
8:01: The thought of Blakely trying to spell has me giddy.
8:04: "Nick hasn't spoken this entire time." So it's not because he just gives boring interviews. Is he a mute? Does he have a social anxiety disorder? Why doesn't he speak?
8:10: This is going to be great.
8:11: There's no need to high five after correctly spelling a 4 letter word, Jaclyn.
8:12: Kalon just Clark Kent-ed us.
8:13: The three kid judges are learning that spelling is not necessary to being famous.
8:15: I love that Chris was made to spell "philanderer".
8:17: I'm flabberghasted.
8:21: Nick speaks!
8:24: I love Chris Harrison and all, but he mispronounced "soiree".
8:25: Oh Kalon, why are you so awesome?
8:26: It's not serendipity that Chris spelled serendipity correctly.
8:27: Why didn't Chris get a man-rose? Why did he get one with a stem? That's poor foresight and preparation. You don't say that very often about the production crew.
8:28: Tony is a good listener. Which is important when your partner is Blakely.
8:29: Love the yellow bus to private plane cutaway contrast. The editors on this show are the best.
8:33: I wouldn't exactly use the words "kick ass" to describe your performance in the spelling bee, Chris.
8:34: If they're in wine country, why don't they stop by Ben Flajnik's vineyard in Sonoma?
8:34: Wine country is not fit for Sarah's high heels.
8:36: Gotta give it up to Chris and Sarah for yelling "Serendipity" as they jump into the lake.
8:38: Nick speaks!
8:46: I'm surprised that Rachel doesn't have a tub of ice cream in front of her right now.
8:51: "It's going to be fun spending the night with Chris in this romantic barn." Phrases that have never been uttered in the history of the English language.
8:58: That's pretty scenic.
8:59: Look at Jaclyn trying to rationalize Ed's behaviour. It's Jamie-esque.
9:02: "I've done everything so normally." Jaclyn, you slept with the guy who is infamous for drunkenly passing out in the hot tub. There's nothing normal about that.
9:09: Tony and Blakely make sense to me. Tokely? Takely? Blanely? Blony? Bony? Bony. Definitely Bony.
9:13: "I don't want to look like a whore." "I don't want to look like an asshole." Nobody likes a one-upper, Ed.
9:15: Well, this is going to end badly, Jaclyn.
9:22: This Italian mafia music montage is pretty awesome.
9:23: "Emotional alcoholics" is a fantastic phrase, and I commend you, Kalon, for coining it.
9:28: Underrated storyline the past couple of episodes that nobody is talking about: Jaclyn overtaking Lindzi as the biggest makeup abuser in the house.
9:34: Ah, so this is why Nick never speaks.
9:49: Lindzi just did Kalon's lip pout thing.
9:52: Why are they not leaving in the same limo?
9:54: That made me happy.
9:56: The trailer for next week look amazing. This show is the best.
10:00: "I need to page my son." Classic.